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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.5 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Sat, 31 Jul 2010 18:45:29 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/"><rss:title>STAFF</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/</rss:link><rss:description></rss:description><dc:language>en-CA</dc:language><dc:date>2010-07-31T18:45:29Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.11.5 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/2009/10/17/zhina-jalali-i-cherish-comradeship-and-not-conversation.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/2009/8/22/brittany-wells-baugher-is-a-published-freelance-writeredito.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/2009/8/16/leila-de-lara-occupies-a-space-in-hampshire-in-the-uk-a.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/2009/8/14/elana-steingart-is-a-pink-and-blue-haired-flower-fairy.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/2009/8/12/rick-reed-currently-resides-in-grand-rapids-mi-and-is.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/2009/8/3/jason-holton-is-a-gamer-as-well-as-a-short-story-and.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/2009/8/1/cara-west-is-a-new-england-native-who-is-an-author.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/2009/7/26/neal-halverson-practices-communication-design-in-toronto.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/2009/7/26/tania-kazi-i-consider-myself-a-passionista-and-a.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/2009/7/26/ryan-lieske-lives-in-grand-rapids-michigan-with-two-cats.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/2009/10/17/zhina-jalali-i-cherish-comradeship-and-not-conversation.html"><rss:title>-</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/2009/10/17/zhina-jalali-i-cherish-comradeship-and-not-conversation.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Zhina Jalali</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-10-17T14:37:23Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong style="font-size: 140%;"><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 200px;" src="http://www.sharpobjex.net/storage/me.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1255790434773" alt="" /></span></span>Zhina Jalali:</strong> I cherish comradeship and not conversation. Positive lyrics and not bring-me-downs. I grew up listening to a mix of ethnic Kurdish sounds, classical and country - mainly Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers. During my spare time, I write for the best website ever, and then strum my pretty blue guitar. I&rsquo;m on a path to find that thing which will let me forget myself. I tweet - <a href="http://www.twitter.com/zhinaj" target="_blank">follow me.</a> <br /><br /></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/2009/8/22/brittany-wells-baugher-is-a-published-freelance-writeredito.html"><rss:title>-</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/2009/8/22/brittany-wells-baugher-is-a-published-freelance-writeredito.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Brittany Baugher</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-08-22T04:41:19Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong style="font-size: 140%;"><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 250px;" src="http://www.sharpobjex.net/storage/n1261669714_30070509_8440.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1250916212641" alt="" /></span></span>Brittany Wells Baugher</strong> is a published freelance writer/editor living in the mid-Atlantic region of the US. A self-acclaimed artsy fashionista, she enjoys spending her days writing for magazines, drinking Starbucks coffee, reading anything of value, shopping for the latest styles, and taking care of her gorgeous daughter.</p>
<p>Brittany now works as a journalist for SHARP OBJEX, the hippest, trendiest, most informative publication on the web. She is living her dream of interviewing famous people and writing stories. After graduating with a B.A. in English, minor in History, Brittany went on to work for publications and internships that led her to become a part of the SHARP OBJEX team. From an early age, all Brittany could think about was writing her own novel, which is in the works. She has been published in&nbsp;<em>La Mode Dallas</em>, and is currently working with SHARP OBJEX and&nbsp;<em>DISfunkshion Magazine</em>.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/2009/8/16/leila-de-lara-occupies-a-space-in-hampshire-in-the-uk-a.html"><rss:title>-</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/2009/8/16/leila-de-lara-occupies-a-space-in-hampshire-in-the-uk-a.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Leila De Lara</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-08-16T23:43:00Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><img style="width: 200px;" src="http://www.sharpobjex.net/storage/070520091506.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1250466365827" alt="" /></span><span style="font-size: 140%;">Leila de Lara</span></strong> occupies a space in Hampshire in the UK. A precocious child, she usually answered future aspiration questions with the innocuous phrase, "I want to help people", and spent most of her teens puzzling over how to to do this. She now understands that you can help in many ways and it doesn't necessarily have to involve taking up a serious and worthwhile profession....She did anyway, being funny like that, and currently enjoys her studies at University. In her spare time she loves getting involved in things that will probably keep her irritable and exhausted fifty-one weeks of the year.</p>
<p>Leila grew up watching films from the 1940's - 1960's, and can pretty much name any Noir actor from this era. However, she is particularly fond of the horror genre with a focus on ghost stories. She likes nothing better than grinding B-Z list slashers- a choice which has almost cost her friendships, especially when announcing that&nbsp;<em>Urban Legends II&nbsp;</em>was the most enjoyable film she had ever seen.</p>
<p>She is inherently, a bit of a geek, and although she spent a while suppressing it playing at grown-up, she has finally admitted defeat and reads more comics than ever, and has started to write screenplays and her first novel. Leila is especially proud of successes in the entrepreneurial arena, and recent attempts at film-making. This year she intends to advance achievements by working on a publication company advisory panel, and learning to raise one eyebrow.</p>
<p><strong>Fave things:</strong> Pyjamas, movies, pop surrealism, the seaside, illustrating, metal music, tea &amp; biscuits, comics/books (horror/vertigo/dc/dark-horse), wit, wing-back chairs, making lists, giving songs aberrant lyrics, unexplored corners, cats, eccentric dancing, Hitchcock, bedtime stories, pulling awkward faces, admiring beards/sideburns, Norman Wisdom, looking after fatalistic animals, oddities, Talisman, Halloween decorations, bizarre hats, and talking about herself in the third person.</p>
<p>See more of my musings here: <a href="http://www.whimbiscuit.blogspot.com">http://www.whimbiscuit.blogspot.com</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/2009/8/14/elana-steingart-is-a-pink-and-blue-haired-flower-fairy.html"><rss:title>-</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/2009/8/14/elana-steingart-is-a-pink-and-blue-haired-flower-fairy.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Elana Steingart</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-08-14T20:35:03Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong style="font-size: 140%;"><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 250px;" src="http://www.sharpobjex.net/storage/s3316b0a66e2fd30c073bf966772798003.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1250282190589" alt="" /></span></span>Elana Steingart</strong> is a pink-and-blue-haired flower fairy princess who sings a cappella with an entourage of kitty cats. She graduated from the University of Toronto in 2007 with an Honours Bachelor of Arts: specialist in archaeology, major in philosophy. This makes her highly employable in many practical fields. She is currently working two jobs - a comic book shop and a community centre - to finance her glamourous lifestyle of doing as much music and writing as possible (for free). She lives in the Queen West neighbourhood of Toronto. This also makes the two jobs necessary.<br /><br />Elana's claim(s) to fame are:<br />- singing alto and having a feature solo in an a cappella group which recently went into the studio to record an album (release around early 2010)<br />- founding and collaborating on arrangements for another music group<br />- hair modeling for Matthew Genser at Circa nightclub on the second Saturday of every night<br />- agreeing to pretty much any creative project that anyone approaches her with<br />- being generally more full of ideas than she has time to execute them<br /><br />She is a cyborg who is plugged in to the Internet at all times. She is a big fan of Warren Ellis and Suzi Blu.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/2009/8/12/rick-reed-currently-resides-in-grand-rapids-mi-and-is.html"><rss:title>-</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/2009/8/12/rick-reed-currently-resides-in-grand-rapids-mi-and-is.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Rick Reed</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-08-12T22:44:26Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><img style="width: 200px;" src="http://www.sharpobjex.net/storage/2893_1140475987962_1109304753_30432023_6095119_n.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1250117442475" alt="" /></span><strong style="font-size: 140%;">Rick Reed</strong> currently resides in Grand Rapids, MI, and is co-owner of <a href="http://www.gocollectivego.com">COLLECTIVE STUDIOS</a>. There he directs and edits short films and commercials. In Rick's eyes, JAWS is the best movie ever and also thinks that the best film school you could ever get is the SPY KIDS 2 commentary.<br /><br />When he was 13 and 14 years old, he would rent large quantities of horror films from the local RITE AID pharmacy because it was not required to pay for the movies until you returned them the next day. A feverish, panic stricken search for refundable soda cans around town was always a ritual. &nbsp;However, Rick was not always successful. &nbsp;A VHS copy of John Carpenter's HALLOWEEN remained in his possession until the advent of the DVD format. The never returned item, oddly enough was never brought up by his parents.<br /><br />Rick spent most of his later teenage years going to cheap movie theaters after school, and on weekends he and pal of 20 years, Ryan Lieske, would rent as many movies as possible at the nearby Meijer, where movies were only 3 for 99 cents. The record for one weekend was 18.<br /><br />On a memory and a whim, he rented a copy of Bill Hinzman's REVENGE OF THE LIVING ZOMBIES from a city, 100 miles away from his home, and allowed himself to be finger printed, and have his I.D photo copied for the rental. He sent it back 3 weeks late in a manila envelope.<br /><br />Rick credits CREEPSHOW as the film that truly attracted him to the genre and the love of music scores. His favorite composers are, HOWARD SHORE, JOHN CARPENTER, GOBLIN, AND JERRY GOLDSMITH. Rick also wonders where the hell ELLIOT GOLDENTHAL went.<br /><br />Rick believes in wearing multiple hats when it comes to watching films, and thinks there is nothing wrong with enjoying movies like TERMS OF ENDEARMENT and ANNIE HALL, along side with CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST and I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE.<br /><br />Rick does however have a strong dislike for ROB ZOMBIE'S HALLOWEEN, despite having a great respect for the shock rocker. The picture presented was taken 30 mins after seeing the film.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/2009/8/3/jason-holton-is-a-gamer-as-well-as-a-short-story-and.html"><rss:title>-</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/2009/8/3/jason-holton-is-a-gamer-as-well-as-a-short-story-and.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Jason Holton</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-08-03T21:59:19Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color: #000000; font-family: 'Tahoma', sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"> </span></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma';"><span style="font-size: small;"><strong><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><img style="width: 180px;" src="http://www.sharpobjex.net/storage/photogroup1%20022.JPG?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1249337347852" alt="" /></span><span style="font-size: 140%;">Jason Holton</span></strong> is a gamer as well as a short story and poetry writer living with his wife, a roommate and 4 cats in Grand Rapids, MI. He finds distractions from playing games and writing incredibly irritating unless they involve his wife, music, movies, booze or any combination of the four.</span></span></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma';"><span style="font-size: small;">&nbsp;</span></span></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma';"><span style="font-size: small;">In video games he has a hard time relating to antagonists while in movies he can't stand protagonists (unless they are played by Kurt Russel). Thinking about this often keeps him up well past his bedtime.</span></span></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma';"><span style="font-size: small;">&nbsp;</span></span></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma';"><span style="font-size: small;">Favorite Games: <em>Call of Cthulhu</em>, <em>Final Fantasy Tactics</em>, <em>Super Metroid</em>, <em>Final Fantasy XI</em>, <em>Homeworld</em>, <em>Warhammer 40k</em>, <em>Arkham Horror</em> and <em>Talisman</em>.</span></span></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma';"><span style="font-size: small;">&nbsp;</span></span></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahooma';"><span style="font-size: small;">Favorite Writers: Stephen King, Terry Pratchett, H.P. Lovecraft, Alice Munro, Dorothy Parker, Cate Marvin, Stuart Dybek, Neal Stephenson, Alexander Sozhenitsyn and Fydor Dostoevsky.</span></span></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma';"><span style="font-size: small;">&nbsp;</span></span></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma';"><span style="font-size: small;">Favorite Movies: <em>The Thing</em>, <em>In&nbsp;t</em><em>he Mouth of Madness</em>, <em>Event Horizon</em>,<em> Call of Cthulhu</em> (black and white), <em>There Will Be Blood</em>, <em>Blade Runner</em>, and <em>Apocalypse Now!.</em></span></span></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/2009/8/1/cara-west-is-a-new-england-native-who-is-an-author.html"><rss:title>-</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/2009/8/1/cara-west-is-a-new-england-native-who-is-an-author.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Cara West</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-08-01T19:08:00Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><img style="width: 200px;" src="http://www.sharpobjex.net/storage/Photo 71.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1249153822112" alt="" /></span><span style="font-size: 130%;">Cara West</span></strong> is a New England native who is an author, painter, and published<br />poet. She is currently working on her debut novel to be published in<br />2010.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/2009/7/26/neal-halverson-practices-communication-design-in-toronto.html"><rss:title>-</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/2009/7/26/neal-halverson-practices-communication-design-in-toronto.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Neal Halverson</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-07-27T02:53:39Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color: #ffffff; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; border-collapse: collapse;"><strong><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><img src="http://www.sharpobjex.net/storage/n514279883_6824_3179.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1248663373755" alt="" /></span><span style="font-size: 150%;">Neal Halverson</span></strong> practices communication design in Toronto. Born in Thunder Bay, he moved to Toronto to study design at York University and Sheridan College, graduating in 2004. Moving back to Thunder Bay to build the corporate identity of an education franchise, he returned to Toronto in 2005, working for Stirred Creative and Entertainment One.<br /><br />At Entertainment One, he learned about the retail music business through marketing albums and movies, building a portfolio of music promotional campaigns. At Stirred, he worked on projects for Indian companies, including an NGO, educating Indians about a safer alternative to traditional house stoves.<br /><br />As well as history, automobiles, and fine art, Neal is interested in studying music and society, including the history of music and performance. He is an amateur pianist, and is enthusiastic about live music, as well as record collecting.</span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/2009/7/26/tania-kazi-i-consider-myself-a-passionista-and-a.html"><rss:title>-</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/2009/7/26/tania-kazi-i-consider-myself-a-passionista-and-a.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Tania Kazi</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-07-26T18:56:37Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong style="font-size: 130%;"><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 250px;" src="http://www.sharpobjex.net/storage/DSC05704.JPG?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1248634914262" alt="" /></span></span>Tania Kazi</strong>: I consider myself a Passionista and a Fashionista. Passionate about everything in life and always ready to evolve, learn, improve and share.&nbsp; And like most of us girls, an incurable Fashionista.&nbsp; Like most of us, I too have lived many lives in this one lifetime alone. Amongst the prized role of being mom to my beautiful daughter, I have been a Business news broadcaster, Producer of a tele-fashion magazine in South Asia, An Ex-model, Marketing Executive of a Film production house, Political activist, Writer, and a Yogini,</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/2009/7/26/ryan-lieske-lives-in-grand-rapids-michigan-with-two-cats.html"><rss:title>-</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.sharpobjex.net/staff/2009/7/26/ryan-lieske-lives-in-grand-rapids-michigan-with-two-cats.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Ryan Lieske</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-07-26T18:33:29Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong style="font-size: 130%;"><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><img style="width: 270px;" src="http://www.sharpobjex.net/storage/n1111584742_59816_497.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1248633830012" alt="" /></span><span style="font-size: 130%;">Ryan Lieske</span></strong> lives in Grand Rapids, Michigan, with two cats named Arbor and Karloff. He writes novels, short stories and screenplays. His movie reviews have appeared in dozens of online &ldquo;magazines&rdquo; and small-press rags. He is also a DJ and runs the internet-based radio station RADIOIDIC. <br /><br />He is obsessed with God, death, and sex. He is interested in more things than are probably healthy. He doesn&rsquo;t sleep well at night. <br /><br />He is also obsessed with books, movies and music, and his tastes in each are extremely broad. <br /><br />His favorite books are <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Lord of the Flies</span> by William Golding, <span style="text-decoration: underline;">It</span> by Stephen King, <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Crime and Punishment</span> by Fyodor Dostoevsky, <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Geek Love</span> by Katherine Dunn, <span style="text-decoration: underline;">The Raw Shark Texts</span> by Steven Hall and <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Bad Brains</span> by Kathe Koja. He also loves stuff by Clive Barker, Chelsea Cain, Leo Tolstoy, Herman Hesse, Robin Cook, William Gibson, Charles L. Grant and Whitley Strieber.<br /><br />His favorite films are the original <em>Night of the Living Dead</em>, <em>Videodrome</em>, <em>The Passion of the Christ</em>, <em>The Exorcist</em>, <em>Tetsuo: the Iron Man</em>, <em>Network</em>, <em>Keoma</em>, <em>Straw Dogs</em>, <em>The House by the Cemetery</em>, <em>Moulin Rouge</em>, <em>Dark City</em>, <em>El Topo</em> and <em>Coffy</em>. He loves blaxploitation, cheap sleaze, cheap cheez, delete-bin swill, rubber monsters, people in ape costumes, spaghetti westerns, bloody boobies, religious movies, Ozsploitation, musicals and pretty much anything starring Franco Nero or Charles Bronson. Fabrice Du Welz is his favorite newer filmmaker. He thinks the dude is a genius. <br /><br />As far as music is concerned, it depends on his mood. But generally he adores Joy Division, Skinny Puppy, ClockDVA, The Knife, Arcade Fire, The The, Throbbing Gristle, Future Sound of London, Midnight Oil, Zombi, Oingo Boingo and Fields of the Nephilim. He collects film scores and loves dancing to melodramatic synthpop. <br /><br />His youngest cat, Karloff, has thumbs.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item></rdf:RDF>